Why are these the “best” Moscow mule mugs? Who makes these lists? According to what aesthetic are these chosen? Shhhh – No more questions, only consumption. Buy a mug.
Hammered Copper Moscow Mule Mug
This is a mug. Do you like hammered copper? I bet you do, because you love authenticity, and nothing’s more authentic than machine-made hints of a time when the puny hands of man made everything inefficiently.
Brushed Copper Moscow Mule Mug
If you’re looking for the best mug for Moscow mules, and you love things that are clearly machine made, then look no further. You see, the fine craftsmachineship of this item reflects a time when machines couldn’t quite get it right. Notice the authentic lines left by this machine’s failure to realize perfection. The world is an imperfect place, this is an imperfect mug. It suits you. Buy it.
Polished Copper Moscow Mule Mug
If you’re a bird, you love shiny things. And if you love shiny things, then you love this mug. If you can see yourself drinking from this shiny mug in the future, then the time to buy it is now. Then you’ll tweet about it. Because you’re a bird.